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I'm a Cheap Shyster Liar

Looks like little Johnny Edwards, got his sorry ass caught cheating on his cancer-stricken wife.

WASHINGTON – Former U.S. presidential candidate John Edwards, who won nationwide praise and sympathy as he campaigned side-by-side with his cancer-stricken wife, Elizabeth, admitted in shame Friday he had had an extramarital affair with a woman who produced videos for his campaign.

Acknowledging a sex scandal he had dismissed as “tabloid trash” only last month, Edwards said he had told his wife and family long ago but “I had hoped that it would never become public.”

He denied fathering a daughter, born to the woman with whom he had the affair, and offered to be tested to prove it. A former Edwards campaign staff member professes to be the father.

Let’s see if Edwards submits to a paternity test. I’m betting he’s the father even though he says he’s not. After all, if Edwards’ lips are moving, he’s lying.